Octo-Mom Wasn't a Stripper, She Was a "Topless Dancer" at a "Gentleman's Club". Riiiiiight.

The National Enquirer reports that Octo-Mom, Nadya Suleman, used to be a stripper back in the day. But in case you picture her covered in salty baby batter, over in the Champagne Room, she wants everyone to know that she was classier than that. 

“I was 18 and at a very investigative stage of my life.”

Nadya confessed to a close pal: “I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie. 

“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

The controversial mother of 14 was even photographed topless in a strip club.

But Nadya has denied one woman’s claim that she and the woman danced nude together in strip clubs for two years and also performed at raunchy bachelor parties.

The 33-year-old mom said she wanted to set the record straight.

“It’s true that I was a topless dancer, but that’s all,” she insisted.

Any girl who tries real hard to be all sweet and innocent normally means she’s a big ol’ slut. You know the kind, they say dumb shit, like, “I don’t normally do this on a first date.” And then, of course, you find out she deepthroated all your guy friends on their first date too.

Not me. I’m not labeling myself classless, but I’ve definitely been known to ask guys on a first date what they’re fetishes are. Get them liquored up and let them spill the beans. I want to know right off the bat what I’m dealing with. That doesn’t make me a slut, or does it?

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