Real-Life Spider-Man Rescues Autistic Boy

Today started a bit crappy. Woke up late after having crazy-ass nightmares about zombies trying to eat me, and then that HOrrifc story about the lady who screwed the family pooch. Luckily, for everything bad in this world, there’s always something equally as fantastic, such as this story.

A Thai fireman rescued an 11-year-old autistic child in Bangkok earlier this week, after the boy, frightened about the first day of school, ran away from school authorities and sat on the ledge of the school’s third floor, refusing to come inside.

Sonchai Yoosab, the fireman responsible for saving the boy, rushed back to the firehouse and changed into a Spider-Man costume after the young boy’s mother mentioned his love of superheroes.

The fireman, dressed in the superhero costume, managed to coax the boy away from the ledge and returned him to safety after convincing the autistic boy that he was the real deal.

“I told him Spider-Man is here to save you. No monster will hurt you now,” Somchai said.

“Then I told him to walk slowly toward me. I was very nervous that he might have slipped if he got too excited and ran.”

Somchai said the teary-eyed boy broke into a smile and started walking into his arms.

The firefighter keeps costumes of Spider-Man and a Japanese superhero Ultraman to liven up fire drills at schools.

The young boy immediately stood up and walked into his rescuer’s arms, police said.

Somchai said he keeps the Spider-Man costume and an outfit of Japanese television character Ultraman at the station in order to liven up school fire drills.

Dude, that’s so awesome! The fireman may not be able to shoot spider jizzsm to swing to-and-fro buildings, but he’s still a real-life superhero all the same. Now if only I could find myself a superhero to coax Paul Rudd to make sexy times with me. His love-juice could literally taste like spider jizzsm and I’d still guzzle it down!

Source: SkyNews