Itty Bitty Titty Tuesday: Jordana Brewster
March 24th, 2009
By: Melysa

Ah, yes. Actress Jordana Brewster, who I know I’ve seen in several movies, but whose names I never remember. She may not be rocking the hourglass figure, or some extra fluffy pillows, but this girl is still beautiful in my book.
I wouldn’t mind seeing her in more movies, but not of the “Fast & Furious” variety, which she recently attended the UK premiere of in London this week. Movies about cars do not make me wet at all. I never got the allure of these films, but then again, I’ve never been much of a car person.
No, what Jordana needs to do is a film where she’s half naked humping some dude. Not necessarily all too revealing, or in a classless demeanor, just in a way where we can all sit back and say, “Yeah, I’ve totally been in that position before!”, all the while our arousal escalating.
















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yes that is true she is pretty sex and beautiful but she’s not the type of girl that I would be dreaming of
She always tries to play the girl who just needs to be held but I don’t think she can sell it. In a weird way, she always reminded me of my high school math teacher.. who was a guy btw. She’s not bad looking but theres something a little odd there.
How big are her nipples?
It’s weird, I feel like she is both beautiful and androgynous… her features and body are both a little too sharp. Women should have softness about them, and her nose is pointy, lips are very thin, jutting collarbone, no real curves… I see the appeal, but I think it’s the same appeal that Sinead O’Connor had when she first hit the scene in her “Nothing Compares To You” video.