The Woz Sambas In Week Three
March 24th, 2009
By: Sabrina Cognata

If it looks like The Woz is humping the floor in this photo, it’s because he was! While dancing the samba Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak decided to show his seduction moves by doing the worm. Aye Carumba!
For more about The Woz, where he stands, and to watch him dance check things out after the jump>>>
There’s no way anyone can accuse Steve Wozniak of not giving 150 percent. Sadly, his 150 barely comes close to what any of the other dancers are doing. He got a combined score of 10 last night. Yea, pathetic. However, he was dancing on two bum legs. Last week he fractured his foot and this week is pulled a hamstring. If he doesn’t get kicked off The Woz will probably destroy his own body!
Well, let’s hope everyone voted to save Woz, otherwise this could be his last week. I’d still like to see him bumble his way onto the top 3 just like that stupid moose Marie Osmond. Oh man, that would be a real expression of geeks uniting to help one of their own, ya know?










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he might win a gurning contest but that’s about it…
woz is the ugliest whiz kid and that’s not easy
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