Bachelor Parties for a Last Night of Freedom

Some guys are good, with their ‘I don’t want a stripper’ bachelor parties and their ‘let’s just sit around and bromance’ crap. That’s not me and it’s not you guys, the F-listed readers, either. So we’re going to share some ideas for bachelor parties, that involve beer, tits, and stuff that you’re NOT going to be able to do again.

First, there’s the titty section:

-Midget Stripper(s)
-World of Strippers (an ella of every race)
-Titty Surprise: Go to a strip club with him blindfolded, and ask for every mam in the joint. Put him in a chair, and gather all the jigglies around his head. Take off the blindfold and get the girls to shake. (Close your eyes and imagine this. Yes, yes, that’s it. It is my version of heaven.)
-Have him jello/grease/mud wrestle a couple of vixens in little clothing (him too).

Embarrassment for him:
All of the below involve hours of drinking before-hand.
-Baby suit – diaper, bib, passy, & hat.
-”Virgin Shame” – Make him look like the biggest douche possible. Then go around the bars and clubs telling girls that he’s a virgin, and asking girls to sleep with him. (A lot funner than it sounds, if you do it right.)
-Pee Pants – Soak the front of his pants with water, everytime you get a chance. Make sure he’s drunk and the only one denying it.

Just Plain Cool (but MAYBE not AS much boobage):
-Take him to Vegas, New Orleans, Amsterdam, Vancouver, Miami, or Manhattan for a whole weekend of debauchery.
-Take the man deep sea fishing. Every guy likes deep sea fishing. If you are his friend, you will have bikini girls on the deck.
-Get him tickets for something incredible.
-Go golfing at a Top 100 course (with the sexiest beer bitch alive)
-Rent him a Ferrari F430 (boobs follow shortly thereafter)

For more ideas and links to good advice, check out http://www.doomedgroom.com.