John Mayer Broke His Wang!
March 19th, 2009
By: Sabrina Cognata
I know John Mayer thinks he funny, but he isn’t. And for that matter, neither am I since I apparently follow John’s twitter, pathetic.
Check out more and a photo gallery of the women he’s been linked with after the jump>>>
Anyways, John might actually have a big wang if you think about the women he’s been linked to. In fact, we can take this debate to the comment section. He’s got to be packing some heat. I mean, most of them are no longer in their prime, but there is no denying that most of these women were hot when he got there and once he departed they fell apart. I think the only one that might still be smokin’ is Minka Kelly and she’s just really young so she’s got that on her side. I’m also guessing now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up again she will not turn into a fat gross slob or anything. I mean, if Brad Pitt leaves you and you can get your life in order then when it’s over with a schmuck like Mayer, well, you’ll be fine.
Anyways leave your comments/opinions about John Mayer’s self purported penis length in the comments.
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“johncmayer”? The “C” obviously stands for “COCKSMOKING CUNT”.
Ha, ha, my last boyfriend put my vagina to sleep!
Of course he has a huge cock! I mean every one of the chicks he went with either had a nice ass or great tits, and amazing legs. Dude is definitely packing! But still, that ginormous head on his shoulders with that fug face is a major negative.
Nooooo. If you read between the lines you’d see he’s obviously over compensating for some… thing in his suck ass music. I’m mean come on, the guy sings like he has a vagina down there. I just feel like if it were up to him, he’d rather cuddle than bump nasties with a girl. You call it sensative, I call it gayyyyyyyyyyy. As far as who’s he’s dated, Mika too-hot-for-words Kelly, followed by Miss Simpson, are the only two on his hit list I’d get down for.
I’ll never understand how he got with Minka Kelly. Ever.
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Sabrina
He’s A MUSICIAN! You could be packing an inch and a quarter down there and still pull hot chicks just as long as you can play guitar! Chicks dig guitar players,its a FACT!
Maybe it does really matter?
In order of desirability,
1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
2. Minka Kelly
3. Jessica Simpson
4. The rest
My compliments, that was and in the case of the first two still is some serious talent.
i dont kno i didnt read the whole thing above but i can say jen love is underrated and id wife that chick…she seems to be a very down to earth type lady….but anyway…back to the subject at hand
Is there always this assumption that just because a dude can pull one supposedly hot chick after another that he’s packing? The last time I checked, women like to bust a nut just like a man and if you got an “inch and a quarter” or 12 and quarter and can’t make a woman cum, you wasting their time. I don’t know of any women who wants to be just “poked” and not bust a nut. By Brad Pitt, John Mayer or whomever…
Maybe John C is very good at making these chicks bust a nut… Maybe he’s making em’ “squirt” either for the first time or like no other before him… Maybe that’s why he got em’ going crazy. And if he is packing and making em’ bust, then that’s the added bonus….
john mayer is talented and awesome.