Honey, We Broke My Snatch!

Here is a list I never thought I would have to write in order to secure public awareness about what not to shove in your vagina.  On that list are:  firearms, firecrackers, fire ants, anything with fire in the name, knives, broken glass and saws of any sort.  Too bad a couple in D.C. didn’t read my little disclaimer before they decided to get all sexy times with the power tools.

To hear what happened keep reading after the jump>>>

TheBayNet.com reported a 27-year-old D.C. woman was rushed to the hospital after an accident with a saber saw and her naughty bits occurred on March 8.  The woman’s significant other called 911 explaining that the couple had placed a sex toy, presumably a dildo, onto the blade of a saber saw in order to device an at home sex toy, which ended up internally lacserating the woman.

Apparently, the brainless couple never took into account the fact that the saw could cut through rubber and attach the woman’s most intimate of parts.

St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives have said that after conducting an investigation they’ve decided that no laws were broken because the act was between two consenting adults, but I think they’re wrong.  Someone needs to be criminally prosecuted for stupidity.  What sort of idiot allows another idiot to shove a saw inside their twat?  These two better have been drunk and I don’t mean buzzed, but fall down, blackout drunk.