Wozniaks! Remember To Vote Tonight!

Tonight, a very important thing happens.  More important than porno or going to your favorite message board to complain about Watchmen or Deadpool!

If you can’t figure out what this is yet (hint hint, the title) keep reading for very specific instructions>>>

Ok, tonight, Dancing with the Stars begins on ABC so you should already be setting your DVRs to record the wonderful mysticism that is The Woz dancing.  This is very important because you also need to be voting in order to keep him in the competition.  He’s got to be one of the last three standing, or dancing if you will.  The voting portion won’t happen until Tuesday, March 17, so be ready ahead of time.

According to the Rules at ABC.com

**Week 2 – On Tuesday night, the two couples with the lowest combined score from judges and viewer votes will compete in a Dance Off. Their original set of judges scores will be tossed out and they will perform the same routine again for a new set of judges scores. The new set of scores will be combined with their viewer votes from Monday night and the couple with the lowest combined total will be eliminated.

And don’t worry, next Tuesday I will post the ways to vote for The Woz. And get prepared do your part in making the internet more influential than the morons from wherever by helping to crown The Woz!