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Your Daily Fug! Paris Hilton Upskirt & Tonguing Photos Make Me Wanna Gauge Me Eyes Out
Ugh, it’s too early for such smut. Normally if I have to see a douche licking a skank’s petri-dish of a mouth, I like to have some alcohol in me. At least then I don’t feel bad when I point and laugh. What am I saying? I don’t feel bad even if I’m sober! Some people deserve to be made fun of. And Paris Hilton is undoubtedly at the top of that list.
Apparently this is her making out with her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, who used to date Amanda Bynes, but past that I have no idea who he is. I Googled him and found his website, which was filled with fluff words like “Additionally” and “Furthermore,” which would lead one to suspect he’s done something important in his life, but I suspect that is not the case. The turd doesn’t even have a Wikipedia entry, which make his reputation rather flaccid when you consider that Spaghetti Cat has his own entry, and he’s not even a real person!
Here are the two giant douches swapping STDs after attending the birthday party for Whitney Port of MTV’s The Hills.
More HOrrific pics this way, if you dare!
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Agreed. His reputation is more flaccid than his oldfella after seeing ‘genital herpes personified’ in the nude.
That man should not be with that alleged woman. That is not right.
He looks so ANGRY!! Then again, I would be if I found out I just made out with a big footed, wonk-eyed transvestite Hilton hooker.