Is That a Dildo in Your Fishbowl, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

There’s something about a dildo that always makes me giggle. Momentarily, anyway. Five seconds later all I can visualize is putting it to use, and from that point on I’m pretty much flustered and useless, yearning for nothing but s-e-x.

Needless to say, if I had the money to fly to Milan, Italy for The Love Design Exhibition scheduled for April 22-27, my brain would surely short-circuit from going into hyperdrive with naught thoughts. 

The exhibition, which features erotic-themed work of 20 distinguished designers, includes eye-catching erotic works of art developed from everyday household items.

Ever wanted to know of a creative way to hide your dildo? Matteo Cibic‘s dildo-holding fishbowl (pictured above) should do the trick quite nicely. Are you missing the dildo you left at your ex’s place, but still too angry at him to pick it up and see his face? Try the “Fruit Condom“ Quentin Simonin and Morgane Pluchon. Instantaneously turns any carrot or banana into a sexy toy in seconds!

Not into having sexy-times with fruit? Perhaps treat your lady taco to the “Ecstasy Bottle Stopper” by Baccarat and Frederic Panaiotis for Ruinart by Philippe Di Méo. This bottle stopper also conveniently doubles as a beautiful glass dildo. I’d love to have this one. Can you imagine removing the stopper before pouring wine for friends? Their reactions would be priceless!

Source: Exquisedesign.com via TinyNibbles.com

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