Your Daily Fug! AnnaLynne McCord Needs Lessons in Deepthroating

I don’t have a penis, but if I did, I suspect it would be in pain right about now.

What’s going on in these pictures of actress AnnaLynne McCord on the set of 90210 earlier this week, I’m not quite sure, but I can tell you right now that whatever she’s trying to do, she’s got it all wrong.

Either one of two things is happening in the above pic. Either, a) she’s trying to eat a banana or b) she’s trying to entice us with a visual of what she’d look like while giving some dude head.

If she’s trying to eat a banana, well, why in dildo hell has she got her jaw unhinged is beyond me. Maybe that’s ’cause I don’t like bananas. I’d unhinge my jaw for a man’s meat, but certainly not for a banana.

If she’s trying to simulate oral sex, well, then, she sucks at that too. I honestly can’t vouch for my intercourse skills, but if there’s one thing I know is how to give great head, and her mouth need not be circular and toothy to get the job done well. Oval and toothless is the way to go.

Some girls think deepthroating requires opening your mouth to massive proportions, but that is not the case at all. It’s all about how you control your throat muscles and accommodate your tongue. Well, unless you have a 12 inch d!ck. In that case, the girl needs to be some sort of human-anaconda mutant. Trust me, I speak from experience!