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Douchebag of the Day: Man Arrested for Hotboxing His Cat in Homemade Bong
News like this makes me want to punch babies, I get so angry! Alright, maybe that’s a gross exaggeration.
Anyhoo! Some asshole in Omaha, Nebraska was arrested earlier this week after stuffing his 6-month-old cat into a homemade bong, where he hotboxed the cat by exhaling marijuana into it via a garden hose duct-taped to the 12 inch by 6 inch box.
Lancaster County sheriff’s deputies arrested 20-year-old Acea Schomaker who found the cat trapped in the box after responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday. The douche explained to cops he was trying to calm 6-month-old Shadow, who he said was acting hyper.
“This cat was just dazed,” Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. “She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society.”
Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said.
Schomaker, who was released from jail after paying a $400 fine on the arrest warrant, faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. He did not immediately respond to phone messages left Monday seeking comment.
While I may consider myself a compassionate and caring person, I’ll admit I feel more for animals then I ever could for humans. There are so many assholes in the world, but animals? Even if they bite your face off, you probably did something to deserve it.
As a marijuana smoker for over 10 years now, I can honestly say I have never tried to get any of my pets stoned, nor have I ever found anyone who does that to be funny in the least. Although, I will say, I like to show off my anti-drug dog to friends. The minute she sees a joint or a bowl, she starts barking at it and shows her teeth. Methinks her previous owner might have been related to Acea Schomaker, thinking it was super funny to get her high.
Five bucks says Acea is also the type of asshole who’s “accidentally” slipped it in a chick’s ass time and time again. It’s okay, though. Something tells me karma will find a way of “accidentally” slipping a d!ck in his ass as well.
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This guy is a douchebag dipshit. I am glad the poor cat is OK.
i get my dog high all of the time. she’s very fond of the really green kind bud you see pics of in high times. but i never stuff her in a box though. marijuana is good.
Yeah, I’m really happy the cat is being rehoused, or least that was my interpretation of the original article. And as for getting your dog high, I don’t know whether or not your dog likes it, but whether or not she does doesn’t mean it’s not good for her. Marijuana might be good for some people, but it’s not universally good for everyone.
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Melysa
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Crap like this has been going on forever. What the hell is the matter with this country these days? All these sanctimonious people with their phony outrage over bullshit incidents.
The dude blew some weed into a freakin’ cats face and got it stoned. Big f’ckin’ deal. Move on, next story please.
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Um, since when does things happening all the time legitimize NOT discussing it. Every day people are killed, raped, taken advantage of, victimized, etc, that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t talk about it. Granted, we normally don’t go into things as heavy as the ones listed b/c this site would go from funny to depressing in two seconds flat, but no, getting animals stoned is not funny, and while it’s not as big a deal as some other circumstances going on in the world, that doesn’t make the act any less insignificant.
Melysa
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Damn trailer park people. When will they ever learn?
I read this site everyday and I usually agree with you 100%, but i think you might be over reacting slightly to this. First of all, “And as for getting your dog high, I don’t know whether or not your dog likes it, but whether or not she does doesn’t mean it’s not good for her” In case you forgot humans are animals as well, and the physiology and neurophysiology of most mammals is very similar, hence scientific experiments that are done on rats, monkeys, dogs etc. These models are used to predict human outcomes. The biggest problem associated with weed is short term memory loss, your pets dont really need it that much. I agree he took it too far by putting the cat in a box cause that would piss off any animal regardless of the weed. But for you to get so indignant over some dumbass getting his cat high is boderline ridiculous. Do you think your pets like wearing those gay little outfits, or getting their balls cut off, or getting declawed? wheres the outrage there? The bottom line is people do whatever they want with their pets, and getting them high is the probably the most benign on the list next to feeding them human food.
and as for “i feel more for humans than animals” thats one of the dumbest things i have ever read, as i already said we too are animals, and believe me I have met some asshole cats, birds, and dogs that love fucking with people.
Uh, friends house, nose tokes on the cat – we were 17…. sorry kitty…… [RIP]
Smoking pot is a choice – and if a person chooses to do it thats up to them. In the cases of the cat it did not have a choice. It was abusied and that person is not a responsible pet owner. if people are smoking pot at my house i make sure that my cats aren’t around.
“Bogarting” eh? [choice is the key word here]
@ really melysa?
Dude, I’d argue with you, but I just got back from the bar and I’m in a good mood and in the mood to read and chill out. I suggest the same for you.
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Melysa
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Actually, I disagree. I was attacked at 2.5 years old by a sheepdog who, how did you delicately put it? Bit my face off. Yeah, I’ve been told by every person who was there that I did absolutely nothing to deserve it because I was terrified of the thing, who was much bigger than me. Wouldn’t even go near it.
Yes, they put the stupid thing down. I wouldn’t take it out on every dog just like I wouldn’t take assholes out on every person (or a racist out on every person of that race), but I definitely don’t feel bad for every little 4-legged little bastard I see who looks a little lost.
Life’s just not that black-and-white. But yeah, hotboxing your cat is beyond stupid.
what ever ur ugly ass probably scared the poor dog
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