Fashion Victim or Fashionista? Kanye West’s Girlfriend, Amber Rose
March 3rd, 2009
By: Melysa
Oh dear sweet Hey-Zeus! What is going on here?! Over the weekend, Kanye West was spotted shopping at H. Lorenzo in West Hollywood with girlfriend Amber Rose, who seems to have forgotten she’s a grown-ass woman.
All I can do is sit here and shake my head. What in dildo hell is she wearing?! I assure you, I am far from being a fashionista, but even I know better than to wear something that looks like it came from the children’s casual department at Target. This ensemble needs to be stripped off her and donated to some kids who would actually fit into the clothes.
Just looking at these photos makes my Rican taco ache! As someone whose thighs aren’t a size zero, I know for a fact that those shorts are riding up her taco. Something about having meat on your bones makes shorts ride up north. I’m telling you, forget cameltoe, this chick must have a case of camelhoof!
And a sport’s bra for a top? Absolutely not!
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i’m sure kanye isn’t with her because of her fashion choices.
She looks like one of those weird Hollywood hookers. And for god’s (Zeus’s) sake get a WIG!!!
Whether or not Kanye is with her for her fashion choices doesn’t negate the fact that she’s got camelhoof action going on! haha. As for the wig, I don’t think she needs it. She’s pretty, just the outfit is awful! =)
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Melysa
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OK…this chick is SUPER pretty with a bangin ass body…
BUT imma need her to make some better fashion choices. I realize she is playing into the whole “different” vibe…but im gonna need her to do it with a little more class and tact.
The short hair makes her hot IMO. She has a great body and a pretty face. When you have a body like that you can really wear whatever you want cause everything looks good on you. She’s definitely stalk material
I give her body 4 thumbs up!!!, her outfit?….really….who cares.
First impression was like euhhhh, until I saw the rest of her story (neck down). Now, I get it… take the focus off your head, make people wonder about your sexuality, then hit them with some t&a. Quite the charmer.
Still, she looks like one of those girls who’d do anything you’d ask them to (like shave their head, wear Where’s Waldo glasses, hook it out, and lay down whenever/where ever). Success is such a b*tch, isn’t it Kayne?
He’s gay and they wear matching glasses!
chick is a dime no doubt,but i wouldnt be sporting a bi stripper like that,and shes a video girl…probably slept with god knows how many artists,but whatever most chicks are ran through anyways..he won!
You cannot turn a lesbian ho into a fairy princess! Kanye got this ho, trying to dress her up and may marry her, but if he starts thinking with his other head he will realize that he got money and that’s what she’s after! She left her lesbian lover for Kanye in a heartbea! That should have told him something! Hey Kanye, all that sex is coming at a great price! I hope it don’t last! You ain’t Richard Gere and she sure ain’t Julia Roberts!