Your Daily Fug! Pete Wentz Gets His Hair Did
March 3rd, 2009
By: Melysa
I’ve dated all types of men in my short life– punks, preps, ravers, successful businessman, losers, short, tall, fat, skinny, white, black, Rican, Latin, Asian, straight, gay, pierced, tattooed, alcoholics, drug addicts, “vampires,” sober folk– and if there’s one thing I’ve learned is that I am way too low maintenance to date a dude who spends more time getting dressed and styling his hair than I do.
Which brings me to Pete Wentz, seen here getting his hair did at a salon earlier this week. There’s something about watching a man getting his hair dyed and styled at a salon that really takes the tingle out of my nether region.
Granted, I’m well aware that most Hollywood actors and musicians tend to get beauty treatments, but the less obvious it looks, the better. Brad Pitt has dyed his hair, along with a slew of other celebs like musician Scott Weiland, but somehow I don’t see them fussy over their hair the same way Pete Wentz does.
Back home in PR there’s a subculture associated with the reggaeton music, whereby men wax and pluck their eyebrows. I’ve known girls in high school whose boyfriend and them used to take turns plucking each others eyebrows. Um, no thanks. Manscape your balls and let me taste them, but anything past that and I’m not interested!
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Unholy Cthulhu, what a fuquein FAG!
I can’t wait until the girlyman look goes out of style.
I don’t know that the girlyman look will ever go out of style. I mean, reality shows are still around. And so are Crocs. Luckily, I know how to avoid all these things. Out of sight, out of mind! =)
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Melysa
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i could never fuck with any mira-mira dudes…
lmao @ Issabel.
What do you mean by “mira-mira” dudes? Guys who look at themselves in the mirror a lot, or guys that cat-call in Spanish. I’m thinking it’s the latter. Haha.
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Melysa
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well, where i’m from, mira-mira describes those stereotypical pretty boys, like you said in the post
Which begs the question, did you ever date a Croc-wearing reality show “star”?
@ Tony
I’m a pretty laid back person, but I assure you, if a man I were to be dating bough Crocs, I would dump him on the spot. As for reality show “stars”, lol, I don’t like attention hungry manwhores! Haha
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Melysa
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