“Queen of Mean” Comic Lisa Lampanelli Flashes Some Cleavage at Comedy Central Roast
March 2nd, 2009
By: Melysa

Apparently Comedy Central’s Roast of Larry the Cable Guy happened in Burbank, California yesterday, where insult comic Lisa Lampanelli acted as event Roast Master.
Normally I watch all the Comedy Central Roasts, but there’s nothing funny about Larry the Cable Guy. Lisa Lampanelli, on the other hand, that women makes me laugh so hard, even my kegel muscles get a workout!
Lisa definitely isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. The woman is pushing 50 and loves talking about her snatch and black men’s pendulums. I can’t help it, there’s something about a woman with a dirty mouth and an even dirtier mind that really gets my blood flowing.
Maybe it’s my body come to terms with the reality that I’ll more closely resemble the humor and personality of Lisa Lampanelli and Chelsea Handler, than I will ever be the All-American cutesy girl like Jennifer Aniston or Reese Witherspoon, except Rican.
More pics of Lisa, and some bonus stand-up video footage, after the cut!

















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thats cause ur all skanks
but shes hellllllla funny though
She is hella funny. I went to see her last year with my dad and stepmom and even they were laughing their asses off! Good humor spans all ages and social groups. Although, in this case, I doubt uber conservatives are rushing to buy tickets to her shows. These are the same people who probably love Jay Leno’s polite humor.
XOXO
Melysa
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she is mad funny……………….
man, i want to titty fuck her so damn bad…. she is a very sexy woman and i want to stick my 10 inch penis in between the titties and cum soooooo much GOOOOODDDD DAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME LISA