Brain Buster: Joaquin Phoenix Isn’t Schizophrenic Says His Publicist

In case you have been living under a rock for a while you probably know about Joaquin Phoenix’s super weird behavior, which can be found here.  Well, now a shrink has said that Joaquin might have a mega case of the crazies by calling him mentally ill. And that left his publicist spitting mad!

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The psychiatrist said that Joaquin Phoenix may be schizophrenic, which is about the most obvious thing on Earth.  His creepy beard, weird behavior and bizarre leap into the music industry basically is a flashing light screaming, “Joaquin Phoenix is losing his mind.”  He might not even be losing his mind though, he could just be on drugs or think he’s funny.

Joaquin Phoenix’s publicist acted like a school yard mother and issued a statement saying her client is not cookoo in the cabeza, but rather an artist.  Remind me to use the artist defense next time I go crazy and throw stuff in public.  I have a really adept crazy-o-meter and although I think that Joaquin is out of his mind, I also think he is the sort of prick that would try to play a major joke on the American public.  Maybe he thinks we do not have enough funny in our lives?  Whatever.

Although, being a member of the American public, this is usually the best part of watching a celebrity’s career.  Remember when Britney lost her mind, shaved her head and beat up a paparazzi’s car?  Yea, I miss those days too.  If we’re lucky Joaquin might provide us with some filler until Britney goes off her meds again.