Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen To Make Music Together

Someone needs to intervene and stop this horrific tragedy before it starts.  Sources are reporting that bisexual coke whore Lindsay Lohan and fickle English pop tart, Lily Allen plan to collaborate on an up and coming album.  I guess this means the end of the music industry as we know it.

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Apparently, the dynamic duo, “discussed making a record together, possibly at a pre-arranged studio, while they’re away on holiday.”  Oh man, these two idiots should definitely do this.  It would probably be something more epic than watching Amy Winehouse crawl on the floor like a dog in order to steal drinks.

Actually, this might really be awesome.  Think about all the extra drama that is about to happen when Samantha Ronson realizes she is going to lose her very own coke head dyke to a bitchy English songbird.  Oh, you know Linsday will get really high and enjoy licking Lily’s third nipple.  You dirty birds!