Someone Buy Me This for My Birthday: Whiskey-Flavored Condoms
February 25th, 2009
By: Melysa
Because if I already like the way a man’s meat tastes….
Via The Inquisitr (via Nerve.com’ Scanner Blog):
There is a new flavor of condoms in town. Whiskey flavored. Ideal for that special woman or man in your life who likes more than their liquor hard. Also perfect for when you need to stop that more casual someone, from sobering up.
Marketed under the name of “McCondom” apprarently they are available all over pubs and clubs (bar) toilets around Ireland and Scotland.
If you are so inclined you can purchase them here for around $3.25 US.
Actually, I take that back. Do NOT buy me this for my birthday. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for safe sex, but I’m not gonna sit here and lie and say I’ve given head while the dude wears a condom. I’ll have sex with a dude before I go down on him. Why? Because I’d rather be a whore then a head-whore.
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Whiskey dick, anyone?
“McCondom”? I hope McDonald’s don’t sue for that one.
Really good read, nice to read a good blog at last!