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February 23, 2009 @ 5:05 PM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Who the Fug is That? Excuse Me, Miss. Your Ass is Eating Your Dress
What celebutard’s ass could be so hungry for attention, that it actually started to eat away at that which stood between it’s brown eye and the paparazzis while at Mr. Chow‘s in Beverly Hills this past Friday?
Find out in 3…2….1….
Whose ass could that be other than Kim KardASSian‘s? Looks like someone hasn’t been getting enough backdoor action lately! Damn, if her ass is attacking her dress, can you imagine what it does to Reggie Bush‘s black stallion?! What would one call that, male ass-rape?
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Trust Miss Lardass to make a designer dress look like a feed sack. Not to mention tree trunk legs.
And you report on her why? For what talent she posesses?
I report on her because people like you love talking trash about her. You guys give her more of your time and energy, then guess what? So will we! =)
XOXO
Melysa
F-Listed
Dang, that thing really is huge. lol, she probably can’t wear underwear for that very reason. Amazing! ILY KIM
Uh… shes pretty but tired of hearing about her, cant wait till her show is off E!
Me ass! Me hungry! *chompchomp
Oh man, you made her ass sound like a Muppet.
Hilarious
<3
Miss Sabrina
I think she was trying to muffle a fart and was squeezing those bootay cheeks a little too tight.
Either that, or her ass was sucking in air before it blasted out a fart.
haha
she totally farted