Your Daily Fug! Lisa Rinna is a Walking PSA

February 23rd, 2009

By: Melysa

Lisa Rinna at the 81st Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood Sunday. (5)

Why in hemroid hell was Plastic Surgery Addict, Lisa Rinna, at the 81st Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood last night? Awards show don’t mean squat anymore. Then again, maybe they never did. I’m surprised Perez Hilton and Kim Kardashian weren’t also invited to leave their slug juice on the red carpet.

Aside from Melrose’s Place, and her nude pregger spread for Playboy, what the hell has Lisa even done? Oh, wait, I forget, she’s an event correspondent for E! Entertainment Network. Of course she is. Only E! and Ryan Seacrest Productions care to employ the disabled and mentally retarded, with the exception of (my future husband) Joel McHale, Tom McNamara (The Soup!’s stage manager), and Chelsea Handler.

At least E! was desperate enough to call her. You can only get proposals to be the face of Preparation-H’s Lip Rejuvenation Sensation long enough before killing yourself seems like the only logical option.

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