Michael Phelps Takes the Necessary Steps to Take Bong Hits in the Privacy of His Own Home
February 19th, 2009
By: Melysa
Charges won’t be brought against Michael Phelps for smoking weed last November, and he’s do his best to keep it that way.
Sources tell Page Six, the Olympic gold medalist recently had the windows of his home tinted to keep the prying lens of the paparazzi out of his Baltimore pad.
A spy tells us the human dolphin recently had the windows of his Baltimore house tinted to prevent paparazzi from snapping shots of him at home. According to our source, Phelps has also been “hiding out at strip clubs,” since they’re the only places he can party with no pictures being taken. Phelps’ agent didn’t return calls or e-mails seeking comment.
The no-cameras policy at strip clubs has got to be the biggest drawbacks. Not because you want to take photos of the dancers, but because you can’t take a photo of the curvaceous one pummeling your friend in the face with her breast. I’m talking, full-on punching of his eye sockets with her boobs. I mean, seriously, who doesn’t want to document that?! I know I do!!!
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I CAN SEE HIS PENIS!
PS- Marijuana is just as bad as all the other drugs out there, if not worse. He should have faced harsher penalties
shut up you uptight prude
Word, GTFOH with that dumb ass comment. How many people died off of weed? How many people have died due to alcohol? Thought so bitch.