WTF?! The Official Watchmen Condoms Released
February 19th, 2009
By: Sabrina Cognata

Just like the rest of you guys, I am dying to see Watchmen, the film based on the graphic novel of the same name. Unlike the rest of you I have seen the first 2o minutes while at Comic-Con in NYC earlier this month. And I cannot stress enough how incredibly epic this film is going to be.
Next week I’ll be heading my geek booty up to Wonder Con in San Francisco to, among other things, check out the Watchmen panel with Zach Snyder and the stars of the film. Oh, Harry Dean Morgan, how I lust you. Anyways, speaking of lust, there is an official Watchmen condom out and it is blue just like Dr. Manhattan’s balls.
Don’t believe me? Check it out after the jump>>>
There is so much about the Watchmen that I find incredible that the potential of having my boyfriend’s penis glow the same color blue as Dr. Manhattan while we bone down is without a doubt, the most awesome thing that could happen between now and when the film is released. Well, that and the prospect of gaining the ability to fly, but I don’t have to worry about turning into the Rocketeer anytime soon.









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hah…. of all comic bookdom and people who fly you choose the Rocketeer…… hah
Hey, I am an old school geek, but I am HILARIOUS.
I love collecting condoms and these are certainly next on my list!!!
Um, I sure hope those condoms you’re collecting are new and not used! lol