Your Daily Fug! Nicole CoCo Austin's Busted Silicone Udders Make Me Want to Visit the Zoo

It’s times like these, when the nation’s economy is in a slump, that I like to find ways to spend my days without not spending very much money. I may not be able to go skydiving anytime soon, but day-trips to the zoo are often a good idea.

All you need is a little puff, puff, pass in the parking lot, a good book, and your favorite chilltastic playlist on your iPod, and it’s pretty much a full day of awesomeness for not very much dinero. But the best part, by far, is getting to pet all the cute animals at the petting zoo. But I digress.

Right about now you might be thinking, ‘What does the zoo have to do with CoCo?’ My answer: Absolutely nothing. It’s just that the minute I saw these pics of her all I could visualize was a baby cow sucking on her silicone udders for milk. What can I say? I’m special like that.

Here is delicate petal Nicole CoCo Austin at the Faces of Fashion Week soiree at RDV in New York City earlier this week. 

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