WTF?! Michael Jackson Has A Rich Person’s Garage Sale
February 17th, 2009
By: Sabrina Cognata
In case you were wondering what a rich person’s garage sale is, it’s an auction. Basically, it’s where someone looks at your finances and asks you why you bought something rediculously expensive. When you do not have a response they look at you with exasperation and tell you that you have to sell it because you are broke.
This is exactly what Michael Jackson is going through. In addition to apparently having his skin melt off. Whatever. He’s been falling apart every since I was a kid. I bet the real reason he’s falling apart is because someone is going to get a chance to own his Neverland-mobile (picture after the jump).
Click on the jump if you want to see some of the weird stuff Michael’s putting up on the auction block>>>
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I just want to know how he’s gone so long about the whole bankrupt thing. He’s been doing this for over a decade now.
One slightly used McCauley Caulkin bunghole is now up on the Auction block.
no wonder he’s broke those are some crazy stuff he got its all about himself now who’s gonna buy those things unless that dude is a drop dead fan of Michael
now who’s gonna buy that michael jackson statue knowing he’s broke