Your Daily Fug! Lindsay Lohan the Skanky, Anorexic Skeleton with No Money Returns
February 17th, 2009
By: Melysa
After years of battling problems with drugs, alcohol, and eating disorders, it seems Lindsay Lohan has finally made her decision: It’s just easier being an anorexic coke whore. Although, maybe “whore” isn’t the best term anymore, since she’s still with Samantha Ronson.
Homegirl looks like a dried-up chicken bone behind the dumpster where she once nailed Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors. She’s not even sexually appetizing anymore.
Before it looked as though she’d let you teabag her because she just loved the balls, but now it looks like she’d do it in exchange for a designer dress. Maybe then she’ll stop stealing the clothes. (I doubt that.)
Here stick figure Lindsay Lohan with fashion designer Matthew Williamson at the New York store opening for his new NYC store at 415 West 14th Street yesterday.
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omg… She used to be sexy. Start eating again!
are you crazy? she was NEVER sexy. Btter get ur eyes chkd
you both are haters. she looks GORGEOUS
This is a altered photo shot.
damn she’s definitely on drugs just look how thin she is
Her shoulder area looks like a clothes hanger holding up her arms.
Looks like Skeletor with boobs.