Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Understand Anything

Jessica Simpson at the Academy of Country Music Awards nominations, (1).

Recently, life’s been hard for Jessica Simpson.  After having everyone call her fat she goes on stage and does a total fail, forgetting the words and seeming like more of an idiot.

But wait, that’s not all>>>

She doesn’t get nominated for any Country Music Awards.  Then to top it all off she claimed that she sold out Madison Square Garden, yea right!  What she failed to do was admit that she was merely opening for Rascall Flatts, who do have the power to sell out Madison Square Garden.  Only, Madison Square Garden isn’t sold out.  Oh well, at least poor stupid Jessica isn’t looking like a turd in mom jeans anymore, right?

Jessica Simpson at the Academy of Country Music Awards nominations, (2).Jessica Simpson at the Academy of Country Music Awards nominations, (3).Jessica Simpson at the Academy of Country Music Awards nominations, (4).Jessica Simpson at the Academy of Country Music Awards nominations, (5).

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5 Comments on “Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Understand Anything”


  1. yeah now she is just a turd

  2. jamman

    I believe her inital fame involved her being dumb. Now she is fat and dumb. At least she is not lazy. For, as Dean Wormer said, “Fat, dumb and lazy is no way to go through life, son.”

  3. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

    This dumb bitch needs to give birth to 8 kids in order for anyone to pay attention to her. Seriously, she is fat and stupid.

  4. Kevin

    The one time I saw her show she spent $700 for a bra and panties and thought that was normal.

    Some people raise stupid kids.

  5. Dr. Cornelia is a dumbass

    you’re the dumb bitch! even with the extra pounds, jessica is way hotter than you’re abstinent ass will ever be. let’s see a photo of you in a bikini!

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