Your Daily Fug! Maggie Gyllenhaal Looks Like She's Dying

Ay, caramba! Personally speaking, I’ve never understood why so many people think Maggie Gyllenhaal is ugly, but I will say homegirl really ought to put on some concealer before leaving the house!

These photos have been doctored, right? Or is that how she does her makeup? Her eyes look like they’ve been teabagged by Andre the Giant’s nutsack! They look all yellowy, like the bruises are starting to heal.

Speaking of ‘bagging…. every time I’m in that situation I can’t help but erupt into laughter. All I can think while it’s going on is ‘Boing, boing, boing. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.’ Nothing kills the mood faster than a chick laughing in the middle of that. Ugh, why do I suck so bad sometimes? (No pun intended!)