Your Daily Fug! Criss Angel Must Be Mickey Rourke’s New Stylist

February 5th, 2009

By: Melysa

Mickey Rourke shopping at the Jean-Paul Gaultier store in Paris while in town promoting his Oscar-nominated film, "The Wrestler." (4)

Here is Mickey Rourke shopping at the Jean-Paul Gaultier store in Paris while in town promoting his Oscar-nominated film, “The Wrestler.”

WTF is he wearing? I’d say his outfit is “gay,” but I’m pretty damn certain even my gay friends wouldn’t wear this. Has Criss Angel’s career as a magician failed so poorly he’s become a stylist?

Actually, the outfit isn’t even the worst of it. Everyone has worn some tacky outfit at some point, I’m sure, but combined with all this plastic surgery and the man looks a mess!

I’ve never been one to understand what the big deal about plastic surgery is. Granted I’m 25 and gravity hasn’t kicked my ass just quite yet, but it seems to me the average person who undergoes plastic surgery looked a million times better before. I don’t understand, what did he ask the surgeon for, Angelina Jolie’s lips?