Porn Broadcast During Super Bowl (Hells Yeah!)
February 2nd, 2009
By: Melysa
Would you like a fist full of manmeat with your crappy Super Bowl commercials? Looks like the dude who warned Texans of zombies attacking is making his way West, wreaking havoc along the way.
A local TV station in Arizona accidentally broadcast 30 seconds of good old-fashioned mouth on penis sex during the Superbowl last night. Needless to say, some people don’t think the idea of porn on TV during a football game is funny. (I do.)
“We are mortified by last evening’s Super Bowl interruption, and deeply apologize to our customers for the inappropriate programming,” Maslyn said in a statement. “We are aggressively investigating the situation including the possibility of foul play.”
Why are these people crying? At least it was just some dude getting head, and not “2 Girls, 1 Cup” or anything from puddingfarts.com or cakefarts.com. That would have left audiences in therapy, unless they thought close-ups of chicks farting on cakes is funny. (It is.)
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And the guy didn’t even get head. He pulled his dick out and the chick was about to do it and it cut off. Waste of a good 30 seconds if you ask me.
I know they’ve got to cover this “news,” but shouldn’t the safety of the reporters count for something? It was like watching those poor shmucks at the Weather Channel who have to chain themselves to trees in the middle of a hurricane so they can go live to say, “Look! It’s raining! And it’s kinda windy.”