Denied! NBC Not a Fan of PETA’s Veggie Porn

You know those nights when you’re super bored and somehow think that makes it okay to surf the ‘net for real weird porn, and then you comes across chicks having sex with cucumbers and bananas and you realize you need to get out of the house more often because you really didn’t need to see that sh!t? If you answered yes, then NBC agrees. They don’t want to see any veggie porn either, even if PETA is the production company. Wise choice.

What do you think? Watch the video and judge for yourself >>>

From Current.com:

NBC pulled the plug on a PETA pro-veggie commercial planned for the Super Bowl because it “depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards,” according to NBC Universal’s advertising standards executive, Victoria Morgan. The ad, which carries the tagline, “Studies Show Vegetarians Have Better Sex,” shows lingerie-clad stunners getting “intimate” with vegetables.

If you don’t know what I meant when I was talking about cucumber and banana porn, then consider yourself a lucky soul. Something tells me you also never saw “2 Girls, 1 Cup” either. 

To be honest, I’m happy they pulled the plug on this mess. Not because it’s inappropriate for women to stick veggies in their orifices, but because I disagree with their statement “Vegetarians Have Better Sex.”

Trust me, a vegetarian cannot deepthroat a man’s slab of meat nearly as spectacularly as a chick who actually eats meat. Unlike vegetarians, when us meateating girls gag it’s because we want to tighten our throats around your d!ck, not because we suddenly confused you for an all-beef hot dog!