Jessica Simpson Gained Weight (Could Tony Romo’s protein shots be responsible?)
January 26th, 2009
By: Melysa
Oh, my! Looks like Jessica Simpson had been guzzling Tony Romo’s milk straight from his urethral opening carton. She must have borrowed those jeans from Michael Lohan. Screw cameltoe– that’s a camelhoof!
The 28-year-old retired pop singer debuted a fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her debut country album, “Do You Know.”
How much calcium she’s getting from the dude is a mystery, but I’m pretty sure she’s doing a-okay in the protein department. If anything, she ought to refrain from drinking his salty milkshake for a bit. Who knows what his sodium gel might clog. Twenty-eight is too young to have a heart attack!
What do you think of Jessica’s curvier figure?
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It’s a wrap. The fat lady has sung…
I’m digging the middle-aged woman jeans Jess.
My god I wanna hit that so bad! But seriously, did her mom dress her? You’re Jessica Simpson. That means you don’t wear granny pants or belts that take away from your gorgeous breast. She has put on a little weight but she’s still very attractive. Too bad she didn’t have a friend to take her aside before she went on stage and say, ‘girl… what tha hell you thinkin dressin like that?’.
btw,… did I mention her breast?
more weight and still
suffering from nas-a-tall.
PROTEIN SHOTS – ARE YOU KIDDING ME???????? THIS HAS TO BE THE TACKIEST ARTICLE I’VE EVER READ. I’D SUGGEST THAT THE AUTHOR HEAD BACK TO THE GOLDEN ARCHES FOR A LITTLE BURGER FLIPPING. TAKE THIS AUTHOR OFF OF THE LIST – UNREADABLE, TACKY, INSIGNIFICANT, NARROW-MINDED, BASE, UNCOUTH, JUVENILE…..GROW UP, GET A LIFE, AND HEAD BACK TO THE MALL FOR YOUR NEXT ROUND OF INSIGNIFICANT OBSERVATIONS.
i’d like to apologize to F-Listed for my wife’s comment above. Unfortunately, we just sold our donkey & horse due to the bad economy so my wife hasn’t been gettin as much lovin lately. Ya see, we don’t do it as often & I shoot blanks, so whenever she hears stories like these, or that time of the month comes around there’s a great deal of moodiness, jealousy, & sexual fustration stored inside her. If Mr. Donkey & Mr. Ed aren’t there I just can’t keep her satisfied. I am deeply sorry for her behavior. This would’ve never happened if she had just listened to my number one rule: Don’t use my computer! No worries though. I put her back on the leash and locked her down in the basement as punishment. I’m really not sure what to do next but if you have any suggestions, I’m all ear.
Special note: she’s been a very bad girl! Be creative!
it is called getting older. She’ll get fatter than this. Her big career never materialized anyway. She’ll be singing church songs while wearing a size 18.
You know it’s coming. Look at Aretha Franklin.
Need I say more?
Hello!! She’s pregnant. You can see it in her face. That’s all it is..soon enough she will make that announcment.
yea i think she might be pregnant also,but i like her she seems like a down to earth girl
terry, she is only 28. she should still have a 20-something year olds figure. she doesnt. i agree, she is prolly pregnant or just eating too much soul food haha.
I dont think thats her! It looks like a older woman trhat looks like jessica!
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That outfit needs destroying. Who said those jeans were ok? I mean, if you’re not a 55 year old woman in the late 70s?
I’m wondering if she’s been eating the same diet as her uber-jock fella… that might explain the poundage if she’s not been keeping up the exercise.
If she is pregnant, then some friend needs to take her to one side and explain about a rethink in the wardrobe.
She looks like Anna Nicole Smith. *bleck*
This is not curvy! Beyonce, J-lo, Hale, X-tina & Kim K. are curvy. This is just sad! Looks like she moved her *ss from the back of her to the front. Ewww. She’s not that fat, just has all the wrong curves!