Katie Perry’s Taco Indefinitely Off the Market
January 21st, 2009
By: Melysa
Katy Perry has taken it upon herself to tell the world that she won’t be having sex anymore. (Five bucks says Billy Bob Thornton is responsible.)
“I’ve actually taken a vow of celibacy this year,” she tells the new issue of TV Guide. “No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry.”
I’m fairly certain Katy’s rack is as sweet as the one on that chick rumored last week to be Katy naked, but the idea of having to listen to her talk about all her cute outfits is enough to kiss on her on her forehead and send her on her merry way. Anyone this perky all the time has got to be an absolute nightmare in the bedroom. It’d be like putting it inside a clown.
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Call me crazy, but I have a thing for loopy, eccentric women like this sometimes. The egg suit…that’s just wow…and weird.