Tila Tequila Is No Longer A Hot Mess, Just a Mess

January 21st, 2009

By: Melysa

Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (1)

Let’s face it, ladies, sometimes we don’t want to be the “good girl.” Sometimes we long to be the explicit ones; the ones who are a little more fast and loose and isn’t afraid to show some cleavage.  

That’s what Tila Tequila was to America for quite some time. She was just the right type of skank women could emmulate and men wouldn’t feel guilty getting a hard-on because of her. 

Now, however, her pull isn’t quite as distracting.  The cheap fake tan, hooker-red nail polish, shameless display of her plastic petri dish, and green contacts? ….A condom can’t guard you against losing your dignity (and gangrene). 

Check out the pics of her at Starbucks in L.A. earlier this week after the cut….

Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (1)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (2)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (3)

Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (4)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (5)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (6)

Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (7)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (8)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (9)

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3 Comments on “Tila Tequila Is No Longer A Hot Mess, Just a Mess”

  1. Jan 21, 2009 - 12:41 pm
    The Stalker

    Tila is sexy in a slutty way. I’d all up in her vagina

  2. Jan 21, 2009 - 1:43 pm
    onemanrace

    Never seen the appeal of this woman.
    She’s just… nasty, but not even in a ‘5 pints of Stella and we’ll talk’ sort of way.

  3. Mar 3, 2009 - 1:29 pm
    jblcn1042

    She needs to do porn.

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