January 21, 2009 @ 9:55 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Your Daily Fug! Billy Bob Thornton Will Make Your Ass Put Up an "Out of Business" Sign

Creeper Creeperton Billy Bob Thorton poses for a portrait at the Film Lounge Media Center during the 2009 Sundance Film Festival Jan. 20 in Park City, Utah. (1)

Check out these pics of creepy creeperton Billy Bob Thorton looking like Agent Smith from “The Matrix” at several different events at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah over the last couple of days.

Trust when I say that I’d rather smell Hugh Hefner‘s old man balls, or get teabagged by Larry King, before I ever have to even meet Billy Bob. That crooked smile of his says it all– if it slips into your ass, don’t believe him when he calls it “an accident.” 

Creeper Creeperton Billy Bob Thorton poses for a portrait at the Film Lounge Media Center during the 2009 Sundance Film Festival Jan. 20 in Park City, Utah. (1)Creeper Creeperton Billy Bob Thorton poses for a portrait at the Film Lounge Media Center during the 2009 Sundance Film Festival Jan. 20 in Park City, Utah. (2)Billy Bob Thorton at the premiere of "Manure" during the 2009 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Theatre Jan. 20 in Park City, Utah. (1)

Billy Bob Thorton at the premiere of "Manure" during the 2009 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Theatre Jan. 20 in Park City, Utah. (2)Billy Bob Thorton at the premiere of "Manure" during the 2009 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Theatre Jan. 20 in Park City, Utah. (3)Tea Leoni and Billy Bob Thorton at the premiere of "Manure" during the 2009 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Theatre Jan. 20 in Park City, Utah. (2)

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2 Responses to “Your Daily Fug! Billy Bob Thornton Will Make Your Ass Put Up an "Out of Business" Sign”

  1. jamman says:
    January 21, 2009 at 11:15 am

    “i blew loads on Angelina Jolie’s face when it counted”.

    -BBT

    Reply
  2. chris says:
    January 21, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    “if it slips into your ass, don’t believe him when he calls it “an accident.” ”

    LOL

    Reply

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