Madonna's Vagina Is Going On The Auction Block

Once upon a time Madonna was a broke young whore in need of rent money.  So she did what any nubile minx would do and posed nude to make $25.00.  Yea, you got that right.  $25.00.  I mean, she might as well have done it for nothing cause even in 1979 $25.00 was a joke. You’ve probably seen the photos all over the web. Cause that’s what happens when you sell shots of your vag for a nickle.

Experts expect the photo to sell for around $10,000 due to its explicit nature.  If you’re wondering what I mean by explicit, I mean the full beaver shot.  You can check it out here at Cristie’s website, who is hosting the auction.  And if you can stomach it, there is a mega zoom feature.  I didn’t bother to try it out cause I want to be able to continue to use my eyes, lord knows I might try and stab them out if I get too close to the Material Girl’s nether regions.