Lindsay Doing Drugs Again (& Licking Sam’s Clam)

Despite rumors of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson broke up recently, the couple were seen shopping together in Beverly Hills earlier this week. The photos raised some eyebrows, as the 22-year-old actress looks to have lost a significant amount of weight lately. I guess tuna doesn’t have as much protein as we all thought. Or perhaps there’s more to it?

Back in December 2008, E! correspondent Ted Casablancas implied Lindsay had fallen off the wagon again– big time. In other words, if you wanna be as skinny as Lindsay, either quit eating or start hitting the meth pipe.

Morgan Mayhem is back in action, having advanced from the plain-Jane proclivities of booze and dope and coke? Yep, don’t you know it, Morgan’s right back where any addict goes, straight down: to smoking crystal meth.

Yikes.

M.M.’s beyond paranoid these days, too (at clubs, online, at events, never at a gig, natch, as the bitch is hardly working anymore), as is a common effect from crystal use. Her bodyguards know the drill, too, as they work double and triple shifts to make sure us commoners don’t approach the strung-out babe in public, ’cause they know folks will know the drill once they have an interaction with her.

Too late. Morgan went off on some babes, including some who just happen to dish regularly at the Awful Truth. Bitch couldn’t have been more methed out if she was playing Amy Winehouse in some kind of bad Lifetime job.

Morgan Mayhem has always thought to be Lindsay, whose middle name is Morgan, and first and last names also start with the same letter.

In other news, Sam totally has the same sweater as this dude I’m boinking. I never thought Sam to be the kind of lezzie to shop at The Gap. You learn something new every day.