Kim Kardashian’s Ass Even Invades My Dreams

January 14th, 2009

By: Melysa

Kim Kardashian's rump outside the 3rd Street Dance Studio in West Hollywood where she is filming her new dance workout video. (3)

This is when you know it’s time to put down the remote control and pick up a book. Last night I had a dream where Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were at some club in Las Vegas where Chelsea Handler, whom I love, happened to be there too.

Anyhoo, so in the dream, Chelsea went up to Kim and they were chit chatting and laughing and Kim was super sweet and then she excused herself to go to the bathroom.

That’s when Chelsea overheard some of Reggie’s meathead friends talking trash about Kim. They asked him if she was marriage material, and he pretty much said no, that he was just along for the ride and started laughing with his friends.

Then Chelsea marched up to him and called him out publicly and really loud and humiliated him and told him he had no right to use such a sweet girl who loves him so much and that she thought he was different and how dare he that he’s nothing but a guy that can run a ball. Then it turns out Kim was there watching this whole thing go down and left crying.

So yeah, that was my dream. Ugh, I need a life. Here is Kim Kardashian and her rump outside the 3rd Street Dance Studio in West Hollywood where she is filming her new dance workout video. (It’s like she’s smuggling a Mexican family of 30 in that thing!)

Kim Kardashian's rump outside the 3rd Street Dance Studio in West Hollywood where she is filming her new dance workout video. (1)Kim Kardashian's rump outside the 3rd Street Dance Studio in West Hollywood where she is filming her new dance workout video. (2)Kim Kardashian's rump outside the 3rd Street Dance Studio in West Hollywood where she is filming her new dance workout video. (3)Kim Kardashian's rump outside the 3rd Street Dance Studio in West Hollywood where she is filming her new dance workout video. (4)

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6 Comments on “Kim Kardashian’s Ass Even Invades My Dreams”

  1. Jan 14, 2009 - 6:43 pm
    Chelsea Lately

    I’m totally thinkin KK is one of those chicks whos ass makes that clapping sound when she tries to jump up and down when working out.

  2. Jan 15, 2009 - 1:33 am
    Negro with a dream

    ::sighs:: That is a common misconception young grasshopper!!!

    Making it clap is a skill–you can have the assets yet still not achieve its greatness,As a Professional observer of asses,I have come to the conclusion due to the lack of energy on the sex tape,poor performance on that dance show (saw that sh1t on youtube) that………….it aint happening

  3. Jan 15, 2009 - 10:38 am
    jamman

    Here’s my dream: KK dies. They use her fat as fuel for jet planes. Chelsea Handler gets on the jet plane. It crashes and her obnoxious ass burns and she goes to hell where she belongs. Reggie Bush plays football. The end.

  4. Jan 15, 2009 - 12:35 pm
    sabrinacognata

    Oh Jamman,

    That sounds a hell of a lot like my own dreams. I really hate Chelsea Handler for no reason. Oh well.

    <3,
    Sabrina

  5. Jan 15, 2009 - 1:27 pm
    LISA

    That is the most deformed abnormal ass I have ever seen, it doessn’t even look right, something is just off about its shape. I am sorry but what does this girl do again? She bought a fake ass and then got famous for having sex with some loser…NEXT.

    Fake from head to toe, nose, lips, ass, tits…come on I am from LA, almost all women out here get plastic surgery. She is not special

  6. Jan 31, 2009 - 7:10 am
    Beaver

    Dance video?? Did she not get the message when she was kicked off Dancing With The Star? I guess not. The bitch can’t dance for shit.

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