Douchebag of the Day: Brandon Davis is Broke

Nothing makes me smile more than learning that an ungrateful, spoiled rich kid doesn’t have any money left. How will he pay for the hookers and blow?!  

Via TMZ:

There once was a family that spawned Brandon (Greasy) and Jason (Gummy) Davis. Their granddaddy, Marvin Davis, was supposedly filthy rich, to the tune of $5.8 billion. Then Marvin died and people started writing stories that it was all smoke and mirrors and Marvin was really broke. Now we’ve learned Marvin’s daughter Nancy — the mother of Greasy and Gummy — is set to lose her home unless she forks up some serious cash — STAT.

We’ve obtained legal docs that show Nancy’s Bel Air home is $226,152.57 in arrears and the company that gave her the $8.5 million is getting ready to put the house on the auction block.

But the race is on. Nancy has listed her home for sale for a cool $19,975,000. Presumably, if she sells it she’ll pay off the loan and pocket the balance. But the mortgage company tells us if they don’t get paid by February 26, the house will go on the auction block.

Nancy Davis gave us this statement through a rep: “This is a paperwork glitch. The default will be cured and the house will not be sold through foreclosure.”

You guys can’t see me through the computer screen, but know that I am smiling ear-to-ear. People like Brandon make me sick.

The other day I was talking to a friend of mine about Karl Marx and the whole bourgeoise vs. serfs idea, and about the laborers reaching a period of enlightenment and then a revolution going into effect and whatever, and I was trying to explain to them that some people are just assholes. You know what I mean? So what, people revolt and then the assholes that were at the top are removed of their status, and then some equally wormy bastard slinks in and does the same thing to the people he revolted against “the man” with?

I’m not exactly sure what I’m trying to say other than I’m happy that he’s poor and I hope it only gets worse. I hope he runs out of Valtrex and needs to take a massive dump somewhere tonight where there won’t be any toilet tissue. Not because he’s part of the elite, upper class, but because he’s a d!ck.