Natalie Dylan’s Virginity Now Worth $3.8 Million

Prostitution is supposed to be the transaction of getting paid for sex, is it not? For 22-year-old Natalie Dylan, however, she doesn’t see it that way.

The California native is selling her virginity to the highest bidder, but doesn’t consider it prostitution, so much as a win-win situation. Apparently we’re not supposed to consider it prostitution– even though her auction pimp is non other than Nevada’s infamous Bunny Ranch– because she she has a degree in Women’s Studies.

By that logic President W should be somebody of great intelligence, whose a hard worker, and we’re supposed to respect, but clearly that is not the case.

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Natalie, not her real name, says she intends to use the money to pay off her old student loans and pay for her master’s in Psychology so she can practice Family Psychology. The bid has now reached a whopping $3.8 million. Excuse me, but who is going to want this delusional chick as their family counselor?

“I know that a lot of people will condemn me because it’s so taboo, but I really don’t have a problem with that,” said Natalie Dylan, 22, a student from San Diego.

“I am not being sold into this, I’m not being taken advantage of in any way. Me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal.”

The brothel’s owner, Dennis Hof, said he thought the auction for her virginity was “a tremendous idea”.

“Why lose it to some guy in the back seat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education?” he said.

“I don’t have a set date — each day I get about a hundred different emails — so basically I’ve decided to end this when it dies down,” she said.

“I’ve been offered to write a book, a possible movie deal and there’s other business opportunities coming my way from just putting this out there, so I’m not going to prematurely end something that can bring me a lot of money and success.”

Don’t get me wrong, I watch adult movies and have a dirty mind and have nothing against prostitution, but don’t sell us some BS propaganda about how you’re doing it to learn about humans or something about women’s lib and the sexual revolution! It all comes down to one thing: dinero! You want money, and guess what, it’s called prostitution! You can call a cow a cat, but cat’s don’t have udders and they don’t moo. Guess what, it’s a cow!

Check out her profile off of the Bunny Ranch website here. If you go to their main page (Site very NSFW, unless your boss or professor is down with prostitution), her link post is directly below a nude pregnant bunny and some naked chick in bed with a midget. Damn man, people are effing crazy nowadays. 

She may not think it’s degrading now, but clearly she hasn’t watched much XXX entertainment, care of the Internet. There are some sick bastards out there, and I’ll be you my virginity (Ha! Yeah right) that whoever pays for her will want to do more than just stick it in her fur purse. I’m thinking fisting, facials, ass licking (him, not her), butt sex, donkey punch, etc. Natalie will be singing a different tune after she’s got a staph infection (Google Image that sh!t. It’s nasty!) in her eye from his salty baby batter getting stuck in there. 

And no offense to Natalie, but I wouldn’t pay $3.8 million to boink Paul Rudd, and that man is hella fine. You’re hymen may be intact, but to a regular person it’s not worth more than the cost of dinner over hot wings and PBR. Do you think if I ask her for an interview she’ll comply? I’d seriously like to ask her some questions. No BS. Just serious questions from one open-minded, potty-mouthed Rican writer to a chick with a degree in Women’s Studies.

Check out her pics below.

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