Dr. Christian Troy Shows Off His Twig and Berries

In case anyone was wondering, dressing like this will prevent you from getting laid unless you are a billionaire or quasi-famous. Barely famous Nip Tuck actor Julian McMahon attempts to get away with this and fails.  I’m assuming he was pretty drunk when he got ready to hang out with his lady friend on Palm Beach because no self respecting straight guy would intentionally try to show off how small his goods are.  I am not sure why he felt compelled to wear these manshorts, but all it shows off is his lack of manhood and probably homosexuality.

Sadly, I can defend his heterosexuality, but not his fashion choices, check out the photos after the jump to hear the story…

A few years back I was boozing hard in Hollywood, when Julian and his NipTuck costar waltz into the bar.  I generally make it a rule of thumb to stay out of the way of celebrities, but sometimes they won’t stay out of your way.  Julian decided to make my tits his business when he cornered me by the bathroom to comment on their luciousness.  After I thanked him and went back to my friend, he became more gregarious and offered to buy our drinks, and who refuses free booze?

After a while, my friend was like, THIS IDIOT THINKS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH HIM!  HURRY, WE HAVE TO GO! And then we said we were going outside to smoke and took off.  I like to think he waited there for us, but I realize he most likely didn’t since he probably had to run home and put on his manites and check out how stupid he looks in the mirror before heading to the beach.

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