WTF?! Yes Officer, My Blow Up Doll Has Been Stolen and Defiled!

First there was the Wet Bandits, then the Sticky Bandits and now the Hole in the Wall Bandit.  On a personal note, I would have called im the Blowup Doll Bandit, but the police in Australia are apparently more savvy than I am.  Apparently, this jokester strikes at night by smashing a hole in the wall of the shop and wedging his way in.  I bet this guy is a real charmer.

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It seems the Hole in the Wall Bandit has a proclivity for molesting blow up dolls and has done so on more than one occasion.  Too bad for him Police in Cairns, Australia have a sample of his DNA, left by the dim witted sexpert inside the blow up doll.  Police say the sample will be used along with fingerprints found on lubrication and the dolls face to help track down the bandit.

Anyways, if you’re going to break into sex shoppes you might want to diversify your portfolio by breaking into a massive variety instead of the same two shops, call me picky if you will.  And while I’m at it, if you’re gonna go through the trouble of breaking into someplace, you might as well take off with something expensive instead of banging a plastic toy and leaving it behind.  Just saying.

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