Pick-Up Tip: Who’s Your CB?

My c*ck-blocks are always my college buddies. Telling stories about how I used to be a pot-head, calling me by my nickname (which is really Beef), or they actually think it’s funny to do whatever they can to see if it knocks me off my game.

So, here is probably one of the easiest strategic things in pick-up: avoiding the block.

What you don’t want: drunk buddies with no game, a girlfriend, a bad mood, a dirty tongue, a stench of arrogance, or any of the other CB qualities.

What to do with one of these obnoxious buddies who do not consider the fact that your penis has feelings, too? is a simply answered question. You walk away with her, find him a girl to talk to, tell him your gonna whip his ass if he doesn’t stop, or simply make him look like an asshole. My friends and I are close enough to survive this, but make sure you’re not burning bridges over some random set of boobs.

The best way to ensure you’re not getting c*ck-blocked is to choose your company wisely. A good wing-man can do as much as a bad c-block.

Also, I’m not denying the fact that most cock-blocks come from the girl’s side: that gal-pal who never got to hook up with her, the famous ‘fat friend’, or some random guy that she has already rejected. Those are your worst enemies, but you can’t help those mostly.

Next week I will tell you how to choose a great wing-man.