Brad Pitt’s Confused in the Head (Both of Them)

January 7th, 2009

By: Melysa

Brad Pitt in the latest 2009 issue of W Magazine.

Here is Brad Pitt in the latest issue of W Magazine. The photos may show his age, but better it be Brad with wrinkles and be real, than stuffed with botox and coated in cornbread-colored spray tan, à la Burt Reynolds.

In the issue, Brad continues to deny having an affair with Angelina Jolie, saying:

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful.”

Brad Pitt is a hot peace of DILF sausage, so I’ll let it slide, but let the record show that infidelity isn’t always necessarily physical. Even if Brad didn’t taste Angie’s inner pearl during that period, that doesn’t mean they weren’t emotional unfaithful. Am I right, or am I right?

Although, I don’t blame him. Aniston seems so bland. You know Angelina has closets filled with all kinds of crazy sex gear. Kinda makes one wonder.