Jessica Alba’s Mom is Wynonna Judd!
January 7th, 2009
By: Melysa
If you ever want to know what your lady friend will look like when she grows older, they say all one has to do is look at her mother and the future will be revealed.
Well, if such is the case, then Jessica Alba’s future looks bleak. Her mom looks like a crossbreed between Wynonna Judd, Kathy Griffin, and a fat lobster.
Look, I hate to be be an ass, but looks do play a factor. I know they if you love someone, it doesn’t matter, but you’re crazy if you think I’m going to go down on some guy who I can deep throat because he looks six months pregnant, and all my head does is bounce off his beer belly.
Anyhoo, here is Jessica Alba and her mother Catherine, of Danish and French Canadian descent, out shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday.
I didn’t realize Jessica was only part Mexican. I thought she was Latina through and through. You learn something new every day.
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i guess we know what Jessica will end looking like in the future…
Damn it ain’t a pretty future for Jessica. Notice how she and her mother both have that permanent miserable scowl on their face.
Her mom really does look like Kathy Griffin. As for Jessica, I don’t think she inherited her moms weight issues but I could be wrong. One thing is for sure, her face just doesn’t light up the room like it once did. That youthful spirit is either gone or broken sad to say.