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You're Breaking My Gaydar
Here are some easy clues for those girls that think their boyfriend is acting, or you guys who are doubting and are on F-listed, trying to get a chub to pictures of hotties. (Note: If Lohan doesn’t do it, don’t dispare, you might not be gay. If Marisa Milner doesn’t do it, then you’re past gay.):
1 – He doesn’t like football, basketball, baseball, or soccer, but he does like High School Musical, Dancing with the Stars, and anything Beyonce.
2 – He is looking forward to Valentine’s Day, because he loves how everything is shaped like a heart.
3 – He doesn’t like playing with your tits, but he asks you to lube check him.
4 – Jorts are an easy out, but more subtle = designer jeans (not auto-gay) and very faint makeup (auto-gay).
5 – He goes straight for your bum-hole every time. (I know some guys love this, but it’s not the first choice everytime. If you’re not gay, you love pussy. It’s the star or the stripe, either your pounding dirt or your plunging pink.)
6 – Some straight guys might like girly movies, the spa, talking a little gossip, or shopping, but if your boyfriend watched the Sex & the City movie, always has a great manicure, gossips all the time, and goes to Macy’s weekly, then you know some other needle nuzzler out there is getting the benefit of that manicure.
7 – If he talks, walks, and acts like a pen15 lover, then you need to watch out for that ‘best friend’.
8 – The final straw and the only way to really tell: Tell him that you have a fantasy of using a strap-on, on him. If he is even 1% open to the possibility, even gives you anything but “HELL NO, you’re not…”, then he wants that strap-on, because it’s about the same size as his boyfriend’s.
I hope this was informative and a few people realize the potential hurt that they could cause by denying their fruity, sequened, flare encrusted desires.
For all you gay guys that are asking this question now: How do I tell my girlfriend that I’m gay?
I love Beyonce, but I’m not one bit of fruity. Well I don’t love her like every song, but I think she’s fine, and her first CD was the shit. Them last two was garbage, but who cares?? She Beyonce!
Oh yeah this post funny hell, because my buddy love the Sex in the City Movie.
I think yall kinda spilled the beans.
Hey, what’s wrong with Beyonce??? Like, just because I dream of one day becoming one of her backup dancer doesn’t mean I’m gay!!! Okaaay? I could just almost hit someone with my curling iron or throw my favorite flavored chapstick at them for saying that. Uhhuh… (sigh)
CHRIS you “sound” a bit gay to me like the way you come off screams FAG for some odd reason
phone is gay!!!!
This is the silliest list I have ever heard. These are obvious! Some other signs:
1. Trips to atlanta or san francisco. No straight man goes to those places for holiday.
2. He doesn’t remember what club he was at last night. That’s because it was a gay club.
3. Diesel jeans.
4. Love for any of the following: Beyonce, Britney, Brandy, Madonna, Janet, Mariah, Whitney. Every gay man has his diva.
5. Mewlery. That would be man-jewlery. Gays love their accessories.
6. Excessive skin care products. Gays always look younger than they are because of good skin maintenence.
7. Obsessive talk about marriage and family. That’s the only real reason a gay man messes with a woman. He’s holding out hope that he can pull it together and have a family.
8. The eyes don’t lie. Gay men look at other men at least a split second too long. Watch yo man because he might me watching me
9. Male friends you haven’t met? There’s always a partner in crime. Always. Gays travel in packs of at least 2.
10. Check all his myspace and facebook friends. The only straight men on my page are boyfriends on my closest girlfriends. Otherwise, gays and straights don’t mix.
-Jake
jakeandkelly.blogspot.com
This is stupid! Some of the points are true,but come on liking Beyonce? Getting a manicure?(keeping yourself groomed).It seems like guys can’t look good and take care of themselves or something or there gay! Some guys go way too far,but the other stuff like dressing well and keeping a groomed appearance isn’t gay! Only insecure guys are gay!
HAHA. Thanks Jake. Definitely been called silly before.
I can’t believe I didn’t mention Mewlery.
Also, tell Kelly Roll Tide, because I love the movie, but I love the team even more. (I get chills from both.)
The one major indicator of the gayness of a man: a squeege in his shower and unnecessary use of stuff like potpourri.
I agree with Jake and his Gay-dar list is right on point and it’s hella funny. Thanks for the tips and the giggle.
Not calling you silly, was calling out the list. It’s a good start.
A good test question: is he scared of lesbians. Gay men are scared of lesbians. I don’t find straight men to be scared of lesbians. they may not like them for some reason, but gays are scared of them!
Love you, mean it
jake
jakeandkelly.blogspot.com
I take silly as a compliment.
This list is whatever you take it to be.
My gay friends used to get pissed about guys not coming out either. No one likes it, but they are really hurting themselves (and their girlfriends who aren’t getting any quality dick-loving.)
And about the grooming: I agree, but if you spend more than 30 minutes to get ready, you might not be gay, but you would’ve gotten your ass-whooped in my schoolyard.
Jake hit the nail on the head, and I agree with #8 on the post. The strap-on is a dead giveaway everytime. My gay friend told me the same thing that if your man he even thinks about letting you use a strap-on for a millisecond……mmmmmmm.
But Jake, I didn’t know about the obsessive marriage and family thing. Now that is news to me. What is that about?????
Ok so what’s the difference between a Metrosexual and a gay man? Any man who is obsessed with his skin care, hair, nails, and wardrobe is suspect to me.
Jake your an a**hole for trying to put gay guys out, u must be a very openly cunt boy. im sure at one time you didnt want people to know u were gay so stop trying to out people….yes im gay and on the DL, but I dont mess with WOMEN!! at all, never have and never will. im not interested. The lesbian thing is not true because im close to 2 Lesbians now and as far as your marriage thing thats a lie too. I never go to atlanta and yes i may forget what club i was in because i was club hoping. Str8 guys forget too if they are drunk. STOP THE LIES AND GET A LIFE. ” DO ON TO OTHERS THAT YOU WANT DONE TO YOU”
This is the stupidist article I have ever read its full of the most idiotic stereotypes see I’m gay and I love being wit brothers but I have a girl two and she dosent know that I like men and women but I would pass your dumb ass test with flying colors and I would never let a woman strap nothing on and climb on my back so as long as you keep feeding these stupis stereotypes to black women then they keep thinking that they can tell and trust me they cant me and my boys are as thug as they get and we keep women but we still do uo lol yall funny with this shit…
I guess. First, I am pretty sure I can’t out you since I don’t know you. Second, you are the ridiculous ones for lying to whoever you are having sex with. It’s terrible and it doesn’t matter if you are gay, straight or bi. Third, I can spot a thugged out bottom (tobs as I like to call them) a mile away and while women may not see you, most gay men will. Fourth, I am not an openly cunty guy, but I always reserve the right to be
And yes, these are all silly stereotypes. However, so long as you tobs keep running around fucking with these innocent women these stereotypes will be used.
The marriage thing? Many gay men want a family. It’s the one thing that another man can’t really give him, so he holds on in hopes of being able forsake his gayness to be with a woman in order to have a family. Usually fails.
OK, I have to say as a gay man, this list is one of the dumbest things i have EVER read in my life. HOw the hell does designer jeans make a man gay? When did Atlanta become a gay mecca? HOw does good skin make you gay? Are you 30 of 4 yrs old? At first glance I would think kids or teenagers wrote these dumb responses. Trust and believe, if your man is gay, he would do everything in his power for you not to know. There are no clear signs, hell most gay people cant tell if someone is gay, how the hell would some straight gril know
please stop the stupidity
of course the list was silly it was probably meant to be! but I have to say this after reading some of these comments; DL men messing with women disgust me. grow up & be comfortable with yourself. you don’t need to waste anyones time. if you can’t keep it 100 with yourself you shouldnt be dragging innocent people into your twisted little lives. what’s done in the dark always comes to light and if you are at all offended by what I said then too bad. don’t shoot the messenger fix the problem!
ok, if a man talks about down about gay dudes all the time, then 9 times out of 10 he is. Why would that be a key point of his conversations on a daily basis? Unless he has issues that he’s trying to cover up by bringing the next dude down.