Douchebag of the Day: Douchebag Wentz
January 5th, 2009
By: Melysa
Pete Wentz recently confessed to Blender Magazine that he had to stop reading blogs because his little emo heart starting menstruating the minute people made fun of him and his ghey makeup-wearing ways.
“I was letting the blogs get to me. It’s semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douche bag.
“I’m paranoid pretty much all the time. I can take three Xanax bars and not feel a thing.”
He takes three Xanax bars to kill the pain? Oh, geez, I can just picture him weeping during the interview, mascara slowly smearing down his face.
Instead of avoiding the blogs or ODing on anti-anxiety pills, Pete should think before he opens his trap. If nobody wants to hear about Aubrey O’Day doing it while on the rag, what the hell makes him think we want to hear about him having butt sex with Ashlee Simpson? Pete, you truly are Hollywood’s biggest bleeding tampon.
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ugh. i can’t stand him! he’s such an attention whore and complete idiot..oh, and he’s so ugly it looks like his face caught on fire and someone put it out with a shovel.
How poetically put. I hate the fact that this guy is the poster boy for mainstream punk/alternative rock these days. Considering all the great band from the 90’s, why is this chit continually being marketed? I mean he married Ashlee Simpson… that should tell you all you need to know about this poser! Just cause you wear makeup and spend countless hours in front of a mirror doesn’t mean your the next Dave Navarro bitch!