Paris Hilton Might Have Sucked On George Clooney’s Magical Okra Wand

Can you imagine if the media shared with the entire world every skank you ever hooked up with? It’s bad enough it now burns when you pee, but there’s no need for the whole world to know.

But what if some douche went around your college campus or job office and spread that word that you slept with Betty AcidVag or Emily GangreneGums and it never even really happened?

Case in point, Life & Style Magazine is insinuating that George Clooney may have hooked up with Parasite Hilton. Yeah, how is this dude not suing for slander or libel?

Life & Style has learned exclusively that the night before, George, 47, and Paris, 27, had a far more intimate meeting at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

I’m calling shenanigans on this one, if only because my friend’s in the entertainment industry back home in Puerto Rico say George Clooney has a thing for men. Although, they said he also liked women, so who knows. Either way, I really hope this isn’t true. It’s bad enough he dated Sarah Larson.

Ugh, actually, you know what, he probably did stick his okra stick inside Paris Hilton. That’s it, I’m never ever sleeping with anyone in Hollywood. They’re all diseased. Even the best of them. Except for Paul Rudd. I swear he’s angel sent from Heaven just for me.

Check out the pics of the Parasite and her sister the Preying Mantis Hilton at the world’s biggest on-line New Year’s Eve party ‘The Bongo Virus’ at Trademark in Sydney, Australia New Year’s Eve….