Bicurious Katy Perry Starts The New Year in Tight, Corset-Inspired Dress

I’m going to have to pick up the latest issue of Cosmo Magazine, because it seems I’m lost on the latest fashion trend. Is uber dark hair with a-line bangs all the rage now or something? (See what I mean, here.)

Why do all the chicks in Hollyweird sporting this hairstyle look like they’re wearing a wig? Is faux the new “in” thing? Whatever, I don’t care. I’ll stick to reading Esquire, Wired, Spin, and Playboy magazines. Women’s mags are ghey.

In any case, here is (faux) bicurious pop singer Katy Perry rocking the wig look at some New Year’s Eve part in Hollywood this past Wednesday. I don’t care for the hair, but that dress is fantabulous!

I’d love to get my hands on that. Any clothing item with clasps like that I find to be so sexy. It’s like you’re walking around in your sexiest lingerie and everybody is cool with it. A fan of Katy, I am not, but I have to say she does fill out that dress phenomenally. Plus the addition of the cross resting by her bosoms? This girl knows how to get our attention!

What do you think of Katy’s saucy NYE look?

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