Charles Barkley Really Really Loves Getting Head

In case you haven’t heard by now, former NBA star Charles Barkley was arrested New Year’s Eve morning at 1:30 a.m. in his hometown of Scottsdale, Arizona for driving under the influence.

I hadn’t planned on talking about it, because I think the media really ought to start condemning, and not glamorizing, arrests, but then some juicy details surfaced about his arrest and I just had to share. It turns out his arrest wasn’t like all the other lame celeb DUI arrests out there.

The 45-year-old TNT basketball commentator was pulled over after he ran a stop sign. Barkley then explained to the officer that he was in a hurry because he was dying to get a blowjob from the chick he was with, who, according to him, gave him the best head “he had ever had in his life.” You can’t fake sh!t this good!

According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

It must have been sucked to have been Charles Barkley that night. Being held in jail with a raging boner? Talk about blue balls! If you think his forehead is sweaty in his mugshot, can you imagine how sweaty his balls must have been?!

You know the minute he got out of he sped home to his lady friend to get the party started, err, finished. Hmm, I wonder if he managed to last more than five seconds before unloading? After a night like that, I doubt he was going for stamina!

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