Daniel Craig & His Asian Sweetheart at the Beach

I know you boys and girls are going to jump down my throats for this one, but I still have yet seen neither “Quantum of Solace,” nor “The Dark Knight.” I know, I’m super lame. I just hate movie theatres. I’m way to fidgety to stay put in a seat for two hours, plus you can’t smoke inside a theatre. And I don’t mean cigarettes.

Luckily Santa Claus brought me both presents for Christmas, so I hope on watching them sometime this week. I plan on doing some serious stimulation of my lady bits while watching “Quantum of Solace,” starring British hunk Daniel Craig. That man is so damn sexy. He makes me tingle in all the right places.

Although, quite honestly these pics of him with his Japanese-producer girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell vacationing on the beaches of St. Bart’s yesterday, don’t really do it for me. If anything, Satsuki looks more attractive than he does in these pics.

He just looks like a regular dude doing regular stuff. I want me a strong man that can swing from the lines, kicking ass, before rescuing me before pinning me down and seducing me with his okra stick’s special sauce.

Check out pics of Daniel and Satsuki in their swimming gear, under the cut!